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Film nights
Free food
Free taxi
Dancing girls

Films, said Socrates, are mankind's greatest achievement. None of our films have Greek subtitles.

Eat-all-you-can gruel, hand picked by virgin handmaidens from the sunny gruel-growing slopes of southern Italy.

If you ask nicely, you will be driven home in the house Aston. One at a time, and at your own risk.

Dancing girls are not provided, but you may bring your own dancing girls for a small corkage fee.

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